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Maddies Wench
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 Posted: 01/24/05 - 18:14 Post subject: Cliff Notes Confessional
Cappy got me thinking. What would yours sound like? Mine?
Forgive me Father for I have sinned. This is my first confession. Well, to a priest anyway.
I have thought and spoken ill of people, living and dead.
I have had impure thoughts. And carried them out.
I have taken the Lords' name in vain.
I have blasphemed.
I have told dirty nun jokes.
I have taken food home from a buffet. Is that stealing?
I'm a sure there's a bunch of other stuff I'm not sure is technically a sin. I'll leave that up to you.
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HighHeat
Big Daddy
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Posted: 01/24/05 - 18:16 Post subject:
I'd have to work off of the Ten Commandments first....the peripheral stuff would take too long. 
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akern
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Posted: 01/24/05 - 18:35 Post subject:
You name it, I done it. Sorry.
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airehead
Oompa Loofah
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Posted: 01/24/05 - 19:22 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | | You name it, I done it. Sorry. |
You name it, I was prolly too chicken to do it. 
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Laurie Ellen
Queenie
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Posted: 01/24/05 - 19:44 Post subject:
I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it will incriminate me.
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airehead
Oompa Loofah
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Posted: 01/24/05 - 19:45 Post subject:
| Laurie Ellen wrote: | | I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it will incinerate me. |
I'm sure if you repent you won't go to h*ll...  
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Laurie Ellen
Queenie
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Posted: 01/24/05 - 19:46 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: |
I'm sure if you repent you won't go to h*ll... |
Oh, wait...
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Floridaboiler
POTFH
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Posted: 01/24/05 - 21:42 Post subject:
| Laurie Ellen wrote: | | I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it will incriminate me. |
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JACKED UP
PRESIDENT
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Posted: 01/24/05 - 21:45 Post subject:
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Ms. Jenn
Fresh, Hot & Wild
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Posted: 01/24/05 - 22:30 Post subject:
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
I coveted my "neighbor".
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RangerG
Bounty Hunter
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Posted: 01/24/05 - 22:39 Post subject:
Ranger - Grandfather?
Shaman - Yes son..
Ranger - Lets not waste a lot of time..
Shaman - How so Grandson?
Ranger - Assume worst case scenario...
Shaman - That bad?
Ranger - 
Shaman - 
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Laurie Ellen
Queenie
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Posted: 01/24/05 - 22:40 Post subject:
| RangerG wrote: | Ranger - Grandfather?
Shaman - Yes son..
Ranger - Lets not waste a lot of time..
Shaman - How so Grandson?
Ranger - Assume worst case scenario...
Shaman - That bad?
Ranger -
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keltic63
the kilted one
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Posted: 01/24/05 - 23:10 Post subject:
Cliff notes confessional: I read the cliff notes instead of the real book
several times in high school
and used it once in college to guide me with my research paper
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theduck
I See Dead People
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Posted: 01/24/05 - 23:37 Post subject:
| Ms. Jenn wrote: | Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
I coveted my "neighbor". |
I don't live anywhere near you...
Pete
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thegman
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Posted: 01/24/05 - 23:56 Post subject:
| Laurie Ellen wrote: | | I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it will incriminate me. |
Atta girl!
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