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elkid
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 Posted: 06/05/03 - 12:51 Post subject: Classic Insults!
"You're like school on Saturday - no class."
I just busted out that classic from "Fat Albert" on a cow-orker.
Cl-ass-ic. What's your fav?
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akern
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 12:58 Post subject:
I had a teacher that used to tell a girl in my class " Your mouth is like a 7 Eleven! It's always open!!"
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shelflifers
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 13:02 Post subject:
a common line I use in meetings is 'I will CUT you!'
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thegman
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 13:13 Post subject:
I always loved the retort "I know you are, but what am I?" 
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akern
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 13:18 Post subject:
Remember "I don't think, I know. I waited years for my dad to say that to me so I could say: "I don't think you do either!!!
BAAAHahahah! A triumphant day in the life of a teenager!
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robp
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 13:18 Post subject:
My dad's favorite line was (and still is) "your mouth runs like a birds ass in berry season"....
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akern
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 13:27 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | My dad's favorite line was (and still is) "your mouth runs like a birds ass in berry season".... |
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monk25
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 13:40 Post subject:
When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you (in my best Bronx Drawal)
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MM
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 13:48 Post subject:
Yo mama is so fat when she skips a meal, the stock-market drops
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prohemp
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 13:53 Post subject:
you've mistaken me for someone who gives a $hit
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shelflifers
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 13:54 Post subject:
You can learn a bunch of em from Tommy boy as well....as I'm sure Cheeks would concur...
'Are you talking?'
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AlaninTX
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 14:08 Post subject:
I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
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TriBob
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 14:11 Post subject:
Your about as sharp as a bowling ball aren't you?
So you want to be an astronaut and explore Uranus.
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genie
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 14:21 Post subject:
"These people have Mensa written all over them, don't they?"
Dennis Miller, some .wav file I got from a friend of mine who knows what an intellectual snob I am!!
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akern
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 14:31 Post subject:
He's as ugly as a mud fence.
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