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kristin31
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Location: Caught in the crossfire of childhood and stardom
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 Posted: 06/05/03 - 14:32 Post subject:
Did your mother have any children that lived?
The best part of you ran down your daddy's leg.
You weren't on the honor roll, were you?
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monk25
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 14:36 Post subject:
When the lord was giving out brains, you thought He said pains and said "No thank you".
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copteacher
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Location: Teaching in the Halls of Justice
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 16:03 Post subject:
R Lee Emrey in Full metal jacket. Classic bunch of line there.
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BamBam
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 17:56 Post subject:
Smooth move, Diarrhea......... 
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akern
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 18:14 Post subject:
| BamBam wrote: | | Smooth move, Diarrhea......... |
Diarrhea... Uh, Uh, Diarrhea..... Sorry, I couldn't resist!
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shelflifers
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 18:15 Post subject:
"Hey! You with the face!!!!"
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BamBam
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 18:20 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | | BamBam wrote: | | Smooth move, Diarrhea......... |
Diarrhea... Uh, Uh, Diarrhea..... Sorry, I couldn't resist! |
Well, yeah you could have....but that's no fun.... 
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shelee
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 18:43 Post subject:
When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me. 
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 06/05/03 - 21:08 Post subject:
ME: Bugging the bejeebers out of my dad for something as kid.
Dad: Go Play in Traffic!!
I am looking forward to using that on my son when gets old enough to understand I am joking.
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bonobo
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Posted: 06/06/03 - 07:52 Post subject:
From the 70's sitcom Sanford & Son...
Fred to Aunt Esther: "You so ugly I could smash your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies."
Groucho Marx:
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
"You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it."
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robp
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Location: Waiting in line at the beer store...
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Posted: 06/06/03 - 07:56 Post subject:
| bonobo wrote: |
From the 70's sitcom Sanford & Son...
Fred to Aunt Esther: "You so ugly I could smash your face in some dough and make gorilla cookies."
Groucho Marx:
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
"You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I'll bet he was glad to get rid of it." |
Sanford and son was full of great one liners, too bad I can't remember any of them.
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