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airehead
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 Posted: 04/24/06 - 15:10 Post subject:
When Chuck Norris invented volleyball, he used the Sun as the ball.
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.jrjo
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Posted: 04/24/06 - 15:16 Post subject:
Chuck Norris is not allowed within 1000' of any Olympic Games after winning gold medals at the 1976 Montreal Olympics. All of them.
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airehead
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Posted: 04/24/06 - 15:20 Post subject:
| .jrjo wrote: | | Chuck Norris is not allowed within 1000' of any Olympic Games after winning gold medals at the 1976 Montreal Olympics. All of them. |
This is why Chuck Norris's face appears on the Gold medals.
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.jrjo
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Posted: 04/24/06 - 15:24 Post subject:
Batting percentages are based on what percent baseball players hit as compared to Chuck Norris.
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HighHeat
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Posted: 04/24/06 - 15:30 Post subject:
Chuck Norris doesn't use a rifle when shooting clay pigeons...he spits the bullet instead...
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gretriever
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Posted: 04/24/06 - 15:36 Post subject:
After Chuck Norris won the race, the Kentucky Derby was restricted to horses only.
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.jrjo
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Posted: 04/24/06 - 15:44 Post subject:
The concept of a demolition wrecking ball came from the one time Chuck Norris went bowling.
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airehead
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Posted: 04/24/06 - 15:46 Post subject:
The luge was invented after someone watched Chuck sledding with his family.
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.jrjo
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Posted: 04/24/06 - 15:51 Post subject:
Chuck Norris first demonstrated the need for a chute when drag racing.... at age 4 in his pedal car.
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