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akern
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 Posted: 11/18/02 - 14:19 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | | runswithscissors wrote: |
I do my shopping online, but I enjoy going to the mall just to people watch. They are at their fubbiest when it is so busy. |
I've learned to be 'proactive' when it comes to making them fubby. For instance, trip wires, dollar bill bait on fishpoles, stinkbombs, and cattle prods bring the best out of frantic shoppers.... |
Don't forget the ol glue the quarter to the floor trick. 
Always good for a laugh.
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shelflifers
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Posted: 11/18/02 - 15:26 Post subject:
But make sure to surround the quarter area with slow drying super glue, akern. Nothing like glueing the victim to the floor as well...
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spongebob
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Posted: 11/18/02 - 15:36 Post subject:
You could also 'out' the fake Santa in front of all the kids. Bonus points if you steal his beard.
Another good Santa trick is to secretly stash a few items from "Spencer's" around his chair when he is out to lunch. Then sit back and watch him try to explain himself to the angry soccer Mom after her kid finds his little toys.
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shelflifers
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Posted: 11/18/02 - 15:40 Post subject:
I think sprinting from one end of the mall screaming 'Die Commie-bastage' and then all-out tackling Santa while he's sitting in his chair would be classic, yes?
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spongebob
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Posted: 11/18/02 - 15:47 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | | I think sprinting from one end of the mall screaming 'Die Commie-bastage' and then all-out tackling Santa while he's sitting in his chair would be classic, yes? |
Only if you were dressed like the Tick (or the MSN 8 butterfly) and had a friend with you dressed like a rabbit.
Multiple Santa must be stopped!!!
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shelflifers
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Posted: 11/18/02 - 15:49 Post subject:
How about if I dressed up as Matt Foley?
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