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brie k
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 Posted: 12/04/03 - 17:36 Post subject: Children's books that didn't get published.
REJECTED DR. SEUSS BOOKS:
One bish, Two bish, Dead bish, You bish
Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbet
Fox in Detox
Who Shat in the Hat?
Horton Hires a Ho
The Flesh-Eating Lorax
How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
Your Colon Can Moo - Can You?
Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
Are You My Proctologist?
Yentil the Lentil
My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
Aunts in My Pants
"Little Golden Books That Never Made It"
You Are Different and That's Bad
The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
Dad's New Wife Robert
Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It-Book
The Kids Guide to Hitchhiking
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
Curious George and the High Voltage Fence
The Little Sissy Who Snitched
That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
Grandpa Gets a Casket
The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
Strangers Have the Best Candy
Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
You Were an Accident
Things Rich Kids Have, but You Never Will
The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
Your Nightmares are Real
Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
I know, they're so bad, but I was really laughing. I'm a bad person.
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