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 Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:04 Post subject: Canada Issues Formal Request for the Dakotas and Minnesota.
Dear People of America,
I would like to aquire North Dakota, South Dakota, and Minnesota to add to my swell country. This newly combined province would be called New Minnekota.
I offer you gifts of McDonalds, Soda, and The Barenaked Ladies.
Please do not offer any other states, these are the only three we want.
Let me know,
signed,
Blue
Chief of Acquiring States We Like From the USA.
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airehead
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:04 Post subject: Re: Canada Issues Formal Request for the Dakotas and Minneso
| blue wrote: | Dear People of America,
I would like to aquire North Dakota, South Dakota, and Minnesota to add to my swell country. This newly combined province would be called New Minnekota.
I offer you gifts of McDonalds, Soda, and The Barenaked Ladies.
Please do not offer any other states, these are the only three we want.
Let me know,
signed,
Blue
Chief of Acquiring States We Like From the USA. |
Only if you throw in Tim Hortons and take back Celine.
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robp
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:05 Post subject:
Sorry, the only one we're willing to give up is New Jersey.
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blue
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:05 Post subject:
America already owns Tim Hortons... Consider it your opportunity to profit from us.
We will take Celine back.
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:06 Post subject: Re: Canada Issues Formal Request for the Dakotas and Minneso
| airehead wrote: |
Only if you throw in Tim Hortons and take back Celine. |
AMEN.
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airehead
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:06 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | Sorry, the only one we're willing to give up is New Jersey. |
Oooh. Good Call! Keep Cape May, though. That is beautiful.
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:07 Post subject:
Why isn't Alex Trebek included in the deal?
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:08 Post subject:
Is there any of our 'defectors' that we want back? Are there even any?
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airehead
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:10 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | Why isn't Alex Trebek included in the deal? |
What, to stay or go?
Did I phrase that in enough of a question for you?
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:12 Post subject:
Dear Mr. Blue
We kicked your azz in the French and Indian War, and we can do it again.
A trapper in a canoe with a musket, and a mountie on horseback with a pistol... do not constitute an Navy and a Army.
Your money is worthless, english fords are not real cars, your beer stinks and hockey is overrated as a "sport"...it is legalized brawling on ice...we can watch the UFC and get that with more talent.
Starbucks and WAWA coffee tastes better than Tim Hortons....for that matter..Dunkin Donuts coffee tastes better..
Try again in a few years when you have something to bring to the table.
RangerG
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:12 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | Sorry, the only one we're willing to give up is New Jersey. |
Three way deal - we give New Jersey to Spain for future considerations. Maybe a nice boat or something.
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:14 Post subject:
| blue wrote: | | robp wrote: | | Sorry, the only one we're willing to give up is New Jersey. |
Three way deal - we give New Jersey to Spain for future considerations. Maybe a nice boat or something. |
Why don't we trade it to the French for a nice purse?
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blue
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:17 Post subject:
| RangerG wrote: | Dear Mr. Blue
We kicked your azz in the French and Indian War, and we can do it again.
A trapper in a canoe with a musket, and a mountie on horseback with a pistol... do not constitute an Navy and a Army.
Your money is worthless, english fords are not real cars, your beer stinks and hockey is overrated as a "sport"...it is legalized brawling on ice...we can watch the UFC and get that with more talent.
Starbucks and WAWA coffee tastes better than Tim Hortons....for that matter..Dunkin Donuts coffee tastes better..
Try again in a few years when you have something to bring to the table.
RangerG
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Dear RangerG
We will be happy to turn off the power to California and burn down the White House (again).
Be sure your marines pack their "hats".
See you at the border.
With love,
Blue
Chief of Acquiring States We Like From the USA.
ps. do not try to sneak across any water bodies the beavers are quite fiesty.
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:17 Post subject:
We will give you Toledo, Ohio. It's just across the lake from Canada.
Take it. Please.
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RangerG
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:17 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | blue wrote: | | robp wrote: | | Sorry, the only one we're willing to give up is New Jersey. |
Three way deal - we give New Jersey to Spain for future considerations. Maybe a nice boat or something. |
Why don't we trade it to the French for a nice purse? |
Or a case of white flags....
I hear they are selling off a bunch of rifles...only dropped once....
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