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shelflifers
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 Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:17 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | blue wrote: | | robp wrote: | | Sorry, the only one we're willing to give up is New Jersey. |
Three way deal - we give New Jersey to Spain for future considerations. Maybe a nice boat or something. |
Why don't we trade it to the French for a nice purse? |
As long as they give us their fries, dressing and bread...
(better off dead ref, no?)
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blue
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:18 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | blue wrote: | | robp wrote: | | Sorry, the only one we're willing to give up is New Jersey. |
Three way deal - we give New Jersey to Spain for future considerations. Maybe a nice boat or something. |
Why don't we trade it to the French for a nice purse? |
At least trade it to England for a new purse.
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robp
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:19 Post subject:
| RangerG wrote: | Dear Mr. Blue
We kicked your azz in the French and Indian War, and we can do it again.
A trapper in a canoe with a musket, and a mountie on horseback with a pistol... do not constitute an Navy and a Army.
Your money is worthless, english fords are not real cars, your beer stinks and hockey is overrated as a "sport"...it is legalized brawling on ice...we can watch the UFC and get that with more talent.
Starbucks and WAWA coffee tastes better than Tim Hortons....for that matter..Dunkin Donuts coffee tastes better..
Try again in a few years when you have something to bring to the table.
RangerG
Department of Pennsylvania Defense. |
Their beer is better than most of the crap the states mass produces. And besides, their fishing and hunting opportunities are quite impressive. Therefore, I don't think we want to piss off the Canadians. If they block the border entrances with a herd of Caribou we're screwed.
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:19 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | blue wrote: | | robp wrote: | | Sorry, the only one we're willing to give up is New Jersey. |
Three way deal - we give New Jersey to Spain for future considerations. Maybe a nice boat or something. |
Why don't we trade it to the French for a nice purse? |
As long as they give us their fries, dressing and bread...
(better off dead ref, no?) |
And to drink? PERU!
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airehead
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:19 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | blue wrote: | | robp wrote: | | Sorry, the only one we're willing to give up is New Jersey. |
Three way deal - we give New Jersey to Spain for future considerations. Maybe a nice boat or something. |
Why don't we trade it to the French for a nice purse? |
As long as they give us their fries, dressing and bread...
(better off dead ref, no?) |
Good movie, that.
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RangerG
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:20 Post subject:
| blue wrote: | | RangerG wrote: | Dear Mr. Blue
We kicked your azz in the French and Indian War, and we can do it again.
A trapper in a canoe with a musket, and a mountie on horseback with a pistol... do not constitute an Navy and a Army.
Your money is worthless, english fords are not real cars, your beer stinks and hockey is overrated as a "sport"...it is legalized brawling on ice...we can watch the UFC and get that with more talent.
Starbucks and WAWA coffee tastes better than Tim Hortons....for that matter..Dunkin Donuts coffee tastes better..
Try again in a few years when you have something to bring to the table.
RangerG
Department of Pennsylvania Defense. |
Dear RangerG
We will be happy to turn off the power to California and burn down the White House (again).
Be sure your marines pack their "hats".
See you at the border.
With love,
Blue
Chief of Acquiring States We Like From the USA.
ps. do not try to sneak across any water bodies the beavers are quite fiesty. |
Dear Mr Blue,
California is no big loss.
The white hose was burned by the British...not the Canadians...and again..no big loss.
The Marines have very nice "hats"
What border? 
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shelflifers
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:22 Post subject:
| runswithscissors wrote: | | shelflifers wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | blue wrote: | | robp wrote: | | Sorry, the only one we're willing to give up is New Jersey. |
Three way deal - we give New Jersey to Spain for future considerations. Maybe a nice boat or something. |
Why don't we trade it to the French for a nice purse? |
As long as they give us their fries, dressing and bread...
(better off dead ref, no?) |
And to drink? PERU! |
Ha!
"what a waste! Throwin away a good white boy like that!"
Ok, back to the Canada thing...
Without them, my gramma couldn't get all doped up for nickels on 'across the boarder prescrips'!
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:24 Post subject:
Without them, we wouldn't have had the two funny moose to laugh at in Brother Bear.
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blue
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:25 Post subject:
| RangerG wrote: |
Dear Mr Blue,
California is no big loss.
The white hose was burned by the British...not the Canadians...and again..no big loss.
The Marines have very nice "hats"
What border? |
Emerson Crossing. see you soon! 
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:25 Post subject:
| RangerG wrote: |
What border? |
Yo quiero Taco Bell!
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gretriever
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:25 Post subject:
| RangerG wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | blue wrote: | | robp wrote: | | Sorry, the only one we're willing to give up is New Jersey. |
Three way deal - we give New Jersey to Spain for future considerations. Maybe a nice boat or something. |
Why don't we trade it to the French for a nice purse? |
Or a case of white flags....
I hear they are selling off a bunch of rifles...only dropped once.... |
That's why they've got trees along the Champs Elysses - so the Germans can march in the shade.
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blue
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:26 Post subject:
It occurs to me that RangerG isn't in a position to negotiate for the USA.
May i speak with a proper representative>
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blue
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:26 Post subject:
It occurs to me that RangerG isn't in a position to negotiate for the USA.
May i speak with a proper representative?
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shelflifers
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:26 Post subject:
| runswithscissors wrote: | | RangerG wrote: |
What border? |
Yo quiero Taco Bell! |
They've got good moose tacos up there, eh?
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blue
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 13:32 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | | runswithscissors wrote: | | RangerG wrote: |
What border? |
Yo quiero Taco Bell! |
They've got good moose tacos up there, eh? |
we also use Moose as our primary source of cross-wilderness travel.
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