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gretriever
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 Posted: 09/13/04 - 15:50 Post subject:
| Gogirlgo wrote: | When I was 11 I was the biggest Manilow fan there was. Wanna test me on lyrics?
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You may get a challenge on this one from my wife or MW.
But I ain't telling either one about your post. 
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HighHeat
Big Daddy
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 15:51 Post subject:
| elkid wrote: | | HighHeat wrote: | | elkid wrote: | | HighHeat wrote: | | MastrBrewr wrote: | | Or Michael Bolton |
no talent a$$clown... |
I worship his entire catalog. |
For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman". |
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Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton : Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir : You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton : There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent a$$clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir : Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton : No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
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elkid
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 15:55 Post subject:
| HighHeat wrote: | | elkid wrote: | | HighHeat wrote: | | elkid wrote: | | HighHeat wrote: | | MastrBrewr wrote: | | Or Michael Bolton |
no talent a$$clown... |
I worship his entire catalog. |
For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman". |
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Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton : Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir : You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton : There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent a$$clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir : Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton : No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks. |
BACK UP IN YOUR @SS WITH THE RESURRECTION!
Do you have a Jump to Conclusions (c) map?
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MastrBrewr
Saccharomyces cerevisiae
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 16:03 Post subject:
| elkid wrote: | | HighHeat wrote: | | elkid wrote: | | HighHeat wrote: | | elkid wrote: | | HighHeat wrote: | | MastrBrewr wrote: | | Or Michael Bolton |
no talent a$$clown... |
I worship his entire catalog. |
For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman". |
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Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton : Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir : You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton : There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent a$$clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir : Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton : No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks. |
BACK UP IN YOUR @SS WITH THE RESURRECTION!
Do you have a Jump to Conclusions (c) map? |
Federal-Pound-Me-In-The-@$$-Prison
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HighHeat
Big Daddy
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 16:04 Post subject:
| elkid wrote: | | HighHeat wrote: | | elkid wrote: | | HighHeat wrote: | | elkid wrote: | | HighHeat wrote: | | MastrBrewr wrote: | | Or Michael Bolton |
no talent a$$clown... |
I worship his entire catalog. |
For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman". |
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Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton : Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir : You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton : There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent a$$clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir : Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton : No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks. |
BACK UP IN YOUR @SS WITH THE RESURRECTION!
Do you have a Jump to Conclusions (c) map? |
"That's the worst idea I've ever heard"
"Yes. This is horrible. This idea."
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elkid
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 16:06 Post subject:
| HighHeat wrote: | | elkid wrote: | | HighHeat wrote: | | elkid wrote: | | HighHeat wrote: | | elkid wrote: | | HighHeat wrote: | | MastrBrewr wrote: | | Or Michael Bolton |
no talent a$$clown... |
I worship his entire catalog. |
For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman". |
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Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton : Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir : You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton : There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent a$$clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir : Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton : No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks. |
BACK UP IN YOUR @SS WITH THE RESURRECTION!
Do you have a Jump to Conclusions (c) map? |
"That's the worst idea I've ever heard"
"Yes. This is horrible. This idea." |
"PC Load Letter? PC LOAD LETTER? What the f--k is PC Load Letter?"
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HighHeat
Big Daddy
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 16:07 Post subject:
| elkid wrote: | | HighHeat wrote: | | elkid wrote: | | HighHeat wrote: | | elkid wrote: | | HighHeat wrote: | | elkid wrote: | | HighHeat wrote: | | MastrBrewr wrote: | | Or Michael Bolton |
no talent a$$clown... |
I worship his entire catalog. |
For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman". |
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Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton : Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir : You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton : There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent a$$clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir : Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton : No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks. |
BACK UP IN YOUR @SS WITH THE RESURRECTION!
Do you have a Jump to Conclusions (c) map? |
"That's the worst idea I've ever heard"
"Yes. This is horrible. This idea." |
"PC Load Letter? PC LOAD LETTER? What the f--k is PC Load Letter?" |
"Have you seen my stapler?"
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elkid
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 16:08 Post subject:
| HighHeat wrote: | | elkid wrote: | | HighHeat wrote: | | elkid wrote: | | HighHeat wrote: | | elkid wrote: | | HighHeat wrote: | | elkid wrote: | | HighHeat wrote: | | MastrBrewr wrote: | | Or Michael Bolton |
no talent a$$clown... |
I worship his entire catalog. |
For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman". |
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Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton : Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir : You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton : There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent a$$clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir : Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton : No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks. |
BACK UP IN YOUR @SS WITH THE RESURRECTION!
Do you have a Jump to Conclusions (c) map? |
"That's the worst idea I've ever heard"
"Yes. This is horrible. This idea." |
"PC Load Letter? PC LOAD LETTER? What the f--k is PC Load Letter?" |
"Have you seen my stapler?" |
I believe it is out with the squirrels who are married.
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cherylpf
crazy cat lady
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 16:10 Post subject:
If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.
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HighHeat
Big Daddy
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 16:10 Post subject:
| elkid wrote: | | HighHeat wrote: | | "Have you seen my stapler?" |
I believe it is out with the squirrels who are married. |
Well, good luck with your firings. I hope they go really, really well.
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elkid
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 16:12 Post subject:
"I enjoy listening to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven."
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cherylpf
crazy cat lady
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 16:12 Post subject:
Corporate accounts payable, this is Nina speaking. Just a moment.
Corporate accounts payable, this is Nina speaking. Just a moment.
Corporate accounts payable, this is Nina speaking. Just a moment.
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HighHeat
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 16:13 Post subject:
| elkid wrote: | | "I enjoy listening to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven." |
Where's your flair?
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elkid
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 16:14 Post subject:
| HighHeat wrote: | | elkid wrote: | | "I enjoy listening to the radio at a reasonable volume from nine to eleven." |
Where's your flair? |
I didn’t actually choose these. I, uh, I just grabbed fifteen buttons and, uh, I don’t even know what they say! Y’know, I don’t really care. I don’t really like talking about my flair.
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cherylpf
crazy cat lady
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Posted: 09/13/04 - 16:14 Post subject:
Oh, and next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day... so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans
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