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 Posted: 01/06/06 - 17:38 Post subject: Camping
I went camping with Joe Shmo, his wife, and the dog, Preston. He's 7-years-old, goes about 3'5", 55 pounds. So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Joe and a live deer! Well, Joe, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Joe! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Joe!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer! Joe then ran into a tree limb. He was slightly retarded. But not from the tree limb.
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j1miller
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Posted: 01/06/06 - 17:39 Post subject:
stay off the ludes
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MM
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Posted: 01/06/06 - 17:42 Post subject:
MM: 0.55 posts per day.
j1miller: 6.44 posts per day.
There were also chicken tenders, but the deer didn't seem to mind. It didn't help the tree branches, though. Preston likes chicken tenders.
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j1miller
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Posted: 01/06/06 - 17:44 Post subject:
thought the ludes were from living next to Crazy Mary 
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jrjo
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Posted: 01/06/06 - 17:49 Post subject:
You can get married at 7-yr old in TX? 
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 01/06/06 - 18:00 Post subject:
| jrjo wrote: | | You can get married at 7-yr old in TX? |
they try to marry them before puberty, or else the steer start getting nervous.  
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andydp
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Posted: 01/06/06 - 19:06 Post subject:
Someone check the Thorazine locker...
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cherylpf
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Posted: 01/06/06 - 19:19 Post subject:
Were you just at Academy wearing scrubs talking about your med school loans buying a bunch of camping gear? if so, I was the girl behind you in line with a sports bra. 
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