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shelflifers
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 Posted: 08/11/03 - 16:49 Post subject: Calvin and Hobbes VS Deep Thought
*obviously akern-inspired, no?
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A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.
- Jack Handey
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 21:26 Post subject:
Hmmmm,
Let me think on those and get back to you!
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copteacher
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 21:33 Post subject:
thanks
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keltic63
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Posted: 08/11/03 - 22:01 Post subject:
reminds me of a joke: A rattlesnake bites Johnny on his John Henry.
Don't panic, says Johnny's camping pal, My trusty medical manual'll tell us what to do. (The manual prescribes cutting an X on the snake bite, then sucking out the venom.) The befuddled pal keeps re-reading the advice to himself.
What's it say? asks Johnny, panicking.
Says you're going to die.
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