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cherylpf
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 Posted: 11/17/04 - 14:44 Post subject: Britney's Honeymoon poetry
http://entertainment.msn.com/music/hotgossip5
Read only if you can stomach it...  
A honeymoon at last, to get away from it all
My assistant Fe gave me the call.
I remember it well, as she was smilin'
She said it was called Turtle Island.
I packed my bags light and quick,
Then grabbed my pink dress & favorite lipstick.
We hopped on a plane and took our flight
I slept really well, all through the night.
As we arrive, I turn and look out the door,
People are greeting us right at the shore.
A meal, a shower and some ice cream
Then I threw my man down, you know what I mean!
Magical nights filled with stars
Silence is golden, no running cars.
Private dinners, romantic fires
Little piece of heaven, whatever your heart desires.
Friendly "hellos" and never goodbyes
When you're having fun, oh, how time flies!
As we sit and prepare to make our part
I thank you, Turtle Island, with all my heart!
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JACKED UP
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Posted: 11/17/04 - 14:46 Post subject:
I just ate lunch, I should have known better. 
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purple hayes
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Posted: 11/17/04 - 14:48 Post subject:
At least she didn't try to convince us that violets were blue.
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brie k
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Posted: 11/17/04 - 14:49 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | At least she didn't try to convince us that violets were blue. |
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BamBam
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Posted: 11/17/04 - 14:50 Post subject:
Now if only she can lip-synch to it......
and I think she needs to add a orgasmic groan or two in those verses or throw in a BABY BABY
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gretriever
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Posted: 11/17/04 - 15:23 Post subject:
| BamBam wrote: | | and I think she needs to add a orgasmic groan or two in those verses or throw in a BABY BABY |
That's a given.
Were those verses brought to us by Pump 'n' Munch?
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rolling rock
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Posted: 11/17/04 - 15:28 Post subject:
what a sing-songy POS.
i'm giving that a D MINUS mrs. federline (or whatever she's called now). 
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HighHeat
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Posted: 11/17/04 - 15:30 Post subject:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
These are the first lyrics I wrote
Can I sing them to you?
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Gogirlgo
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Posted: 11/17/04 - 17:09 Post subject:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't have any sense of rhythmic cadence
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HighHeat
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Posted: 11/17/04 - 17:09 Post subject:
| Gogirlgo wrote: | Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't have any sense of rhythmic cadence |
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Gogirlgo
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Posted: 11/17/04 - 17:11 Post subject:
| HighHeat wrote: |
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Don't be moonin' me, honey, I was impugning Britney's vibe, not yours.
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cherylpf
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Posted: 11/17/04 - 17:16 Post subject:
| Gogirlgo wrote: | Roses are red
Violets are blue
I don't have any sense of rhythmic cadence |
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HighHeat
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Posted: 11/17/04 - 17:19 Post subject:
| Gogirlgo wrote: |
Don't be moonin' me, honey, I was impugning Britney's vibe, not yours. |
Oh....
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Pretend you didn't see my azz
because I wasn't aiming at you.
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