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Gogirlgo
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 Posted: 11/23/04 - 15:42 Post subject: Best line in holiday movie
My vote is in a scene from "Home for the Holidays" in which Robert Downey Jr.'s character comes home in the middle of the night and wakes up his mother and in telling her she stinks a bit says,
"Hey Ma, got a little B&O Railroad goin' on."
The line is such a toss-off but I love it.
Now. You. Go.
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Running Brewer
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Posted: 11/23/04 - 15:44 Post subject:
Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window.
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pokychick
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Posted: 11/23/04 - 15:45 Post subject:
My father wove a tapestry of profanity which to this day is still hovering somewhere over Lake Michigan.
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kristin31
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Posted: 11/23/04 - 15:48 Post subject:
They say that the Grinch's heart grew 3 sizes that day...
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BamBam
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Posted: 11/23/04 - 15:50 Post subject:
Either:
SHE SAID I'M CUUUUUTTTTTTEEEEEEEEE
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I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much!
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rolling rock
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Posted: 11/23/04 - 15:51 Post subject:
whyyyyyyyyyy am i such a misfit
i am not just a nitwit
whyyyyyyyyy don't i fit in? 
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elkid
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Posted: 11/23/04 - 15:52 Post subject:
| Running Brewer wrote: | | Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window. |
Did you know you can purchase those beauties? The Paramedic and I are seriously considering it, knowing how much it would really piss off our neighbors. 
"I wanna be a dentist!"
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cherylpf
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Posted: 11/23/04 - 15:53 Post subject: Re: Best line in holiday movie
| Gogirlgo wrote: | "Hey Ma, got a little B&O Railroad goin' on."
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I love that movie. Maybe because it hits a little too close to home... 
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
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HighHeat
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Posted: 11/23/04 - 15:55 Post subject:
I don't know about best, but some good ones:
"You're sitting on a throne of lies" -Buddy the Elf
"NOTAFINGAH!" Mr Parker - A Christmas Story
"My father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master." Ralphie as Narrator - A Christmas Story
Christmas Vacation is full of 'em too...
"Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now. "
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mickeyvw98
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Posted: 11/23/04 - 15:59 Post subject:
| BamBam wrote: | Either:
SHE SAID I'M CUUUUUTTTTTTEEEEEEEEE
or
I'm Mister Green Christmas
I'm Mister Sun
I'm Mister Heat Blister
I'm Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I'm too much! |
I love those movies. My favorite is Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer. Burl Ives as the snowman is great! My neighbor has a german shepard named Yukon Cornelius. 
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cherylpf
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Posted: 11/23/04 - 15:59 Post subject:
You can put your arms down when you get to school
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Be sure to drink your ovaltine? A crummy commercial?
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elkid
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Posted: 11/23/04 - 16:00 Post subject:
"Fra geel lay! It must be Italian!"
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Gogirlgo
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Posted: 11/23/04 - 16:01 Post subject:
Yellow eyes, so help me, yellow eyes.
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RexRacer
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Posted: 11/23/04 - 16:02 Post subject:
Christmas Story seems to be the big winner today.
"Ho!Ho!Ho!" says the Higbees Santa as he punts Ralphie down the slide with the tip of his boot, negating Ralphie's desparate last minute attempt to get an official Red Ryder carbine action air gun.
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theduck
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Posted: 11/23/04 - 16:04 Post subject:
You won't sh!t right for a month.
Billy Bob Thornton, as 'Bad Santa', doing an unspeakable act to a hefty woman in a dressing room.
Disclaimer...Bad Santa IS NOT A CHILDREN'S MOVIE
Pete
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