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Ms. Jenn
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PostPosted: 06/28/06 - 19:13    Post subject: Because you are so cherished as friends...
I'm sharing this email from Mr. Dave Benton from Portugal. I wanted you to share in my 5% of $20M.


Kindest Attention:

My name is Mr. Dave Benton. I am from Portugal . I have been diagnosed
with Esophageal cancer. It has defiled all forms of medical treatment,
and right now I have only about a few months to live, according to
medical experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never
really cared for anyone (not even myself)but my business. Though I am
very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and
only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But
now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just
wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God
gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a
different way from how I have lived it.

Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property
and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as few
close friends .I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I
have decided to give alms to charity organizations and those in Need,
as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I
have Distributed money to some charity organizations when I was well.
Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself
anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts
and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in
United States, Asia, Middle East & Europe, they refused and kept the
money to themselves.

Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended
with what I have left for them. The last of my money which no one knows
of is the huge cash deposit of Twenty Million United States Dollars
($20, 000, 000.00) that I have with an Asset Management / Vaulting Company
Abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it
to charity organizations and use it to help those in Need.

N/B:Kindly note that 40% of this funds must go to victims of Tsunami,
Hurricane Katrina , Hurricane Wilma and South Asia Earthquake , 55% to
other Charity Organizations around the World and 5% for your effort
and time.

I cannot talk with you on the phone due to my health situation, as I am
using my Lap Top Computer to communicate with you. You should respond
to this e-mail if you are interested in carrying out this assignment on
my behalf.

God be with you.

Mr. Dave Benton
+From Portugal & Urgent Reply Needed +
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PostPosted: 06/28/06 - 19:24    Post subject:
You know what, for old Dave, I'm just not that greedy. I don't need to share your 5% of 20 mil. I'll just take 1% and leave it at that. What are friends for?
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PostPosted: 06/28/06 - 22:04    Post subject:
I'll send you the letter about the free Honda lottery...
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PostPosted: 06/28/06 - 23:05    Post subject:
I'm already busy working on a deal in Africa.....
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PostPosted: 06/29/06 - 00:16    Post subject:
people only want to take my money...
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PostPosted: 06/29/06 - 01:22    Post subject:
So where is this vaulting company? somewhere in Timbuktu?
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PostPosted: 06/29/06 - 05:59    Post subject:
TimRuns wrote:
So where is this vaulting company? somewhere in Timbuktu?


Isn't vaulting an Olympic sport ?
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PostPosted: 06/29/06 - 06:25    Post subject:
andydp wrote:
TimRuns wrote:
So where is this vaulting company? somewhere in Timbuktu?


Isn't vaulting an Olympic sport ?


I thought it was part of the bank robbing Olympics?
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PostPosted: 06/29/06 - 06:41    Post subject:
MechEngDropout wrote:
andydp wrote:
TimRuns wrote:
So where is this vaulting company? somewhere in Timbuktu?


Isn't vaulting an Olympic sport ?


I thought it was part of the bank robbing Olympics?


I'm still of the opinion female pole vaulters (the ones in the olympics) are extremely hot hot hot.
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