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spongebob
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 Posted: 01/06/05 - 22:57 Post subject: Atheist Question
In the absence of God, Yaweh, Allah, Buddah, etc... who do atheists beg for mercy, curse, or make deals with during speed workouts and after mile 20 of a marathon?
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msparks
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Posted: 01/07/05 - 00:35 Post subject: Re: Atheist Question
| Runner X wrote: | | In the absence of God, Yaweh, Allah, Buddah, etc... who do atheists beg for mercy, curse, or make deals with during speed workouts and after mile 20 of a marathon? |
Wait a minute! Is this a trick question?
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 01/07/05 - 00:38 Post subject:
YOu mean...who do I call on when I see a police officer behind me and I know my Maine plates ran out in November but I'm waiting on my PA stickers?
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MechEngDropout
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Posted: 01/07/05 - 01:04 Post subject:
Myself.
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Posted: 01/07/05 - 06:50 Post subject:
Holy sh!t for a second there I though I accidently wandered into the "On Topic" forum. 
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robp
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Posted: 01/07/05 - 08:29 Post subject: Re: Atheist Question
| Runner X wrote: | | In the absence of God, Yaweh, Allah, Buddah, etc... who do atheists beg for mercy, curse, or make deals with during speed workouts and after mile 20 of a marathon? |
Some of us who are bordline believers suddenly decide to believe long enough to vent our frustrations.
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whiteboykilla
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Posted: 01/07/05 - 09:30 Post subject: Re: Atheist Question
| Runner X wrote: | | In the absence of God, Yaweh, Allah, Buddah, etc... who do atheists beg for mercy, curse, or make deals with during speed workouts and after mile 20 of a marathon? |
With MotherPhuker!!!
Muthaphuker please get me up this hill.
Muthaphuker I dont think I can take the cold on my lungs one more min.
Mutherphuker please make the pain in my shins go away.
Mutherphuker I promise I will not drink ten beers the night before a 15 miler.
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bpdou
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Posted: 01/07/05 - 09:56 Post subject:
Some of us just make deals with Satan.
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genie
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Posted: 01/07/05 - 10:51 Post subject: Re: Atheist Question
| whiteboykilla wrote: |
With MotherPhuker!!!
Muthaphuker please get me up this hill.
Muthaphuker I dont think I can take the cold on my lungs one more min.
Mutherphuker please make the pain in my shins go away.
Mutherphuker I promise I will not drink ten beers the night before a 15 miler. |
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jrjo
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Posted: 01/07/05 - 11:07 Post subject:
I think Atheistism is on the way out. All over network tv, in the malls, on the streets, you can hardly go an hour without hearing "Oh.My.God" in conversations everywhere!
Warms my heart 
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akern
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Posted: 01/07/05 - 11:10 Post subject:
| bpdou wrote: | | Some of us just make deals with Satan. |
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msparks
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Posted: 01/07/05 - 13:07 Post subject:
| jrjo wrote: | I think Atheistism is on the way out. All over network tv, in the malls, on the streets, you can hardly go an hour without hearing "Oh.My.God" in conversations everywhere!
Warms my heart |
Why did you omit...the bedroom?
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Cappy
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Posted: 01/07/05 - 13:23 Post subject:
| jrjo wrote: | I think Atheistism is on the way out. All over network tv, in the malls, on the streets, you can hardly go an hour without hearing "Oh.My.God" in conversations everywhere!
Warms my heart |
Here in Philly its more like God damit, 
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MastrBrewr
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Posted: 01/07/05 - 13:39 Post subject:
| msparks wrote: |
Why did you omit...the bedroom? |
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andydp
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Posted: 01/07/05 - 13:47 Post subject:
there was a movie some time ago called "the End starrin Burt reynolds and Dom De louise.
The last scene is very funny where he almost drows and starts promising things like:
"Get me to the shore and I'll never have illicit sex again"; As he gets closer the promises become a lot easier...
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