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TimRuns
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 Posted: 09/30/05 - 14:28 Post subject: Another piece of disturbing junkmail...
Here's yet another weird junkmail from my account:
Assalam alaikum.
Greetings, In the name of the ALMIGHTY ALLAH, most
beneficent, most benevolent
and most compassionate.My name is Kafilat and was
married to Late Abdul
Hamza of blessed memory who worked with Kuwaiti
Embassy in United Kingdom for nine
years before he died in the year 2002.We were
married for eleven years without
a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted
for only four days. I
still live in United Kingdom with my late husband
relatives
till date. Before
his death we were both very devoted Muslims. Since
his death I too have
been battling with both Cancer and Heart problems.
When my late husband
was alive he deposited the sum of $9.5m (Nine
Million, Five hundred
thousand U.S. Dollars) with
Security Company here in Europe
. Presently, this money is still with the
Security Company.
Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last
the next four months due to the cancer problem.
Though what disturbs me most is my stroke
sickness.Having known my condition I decided to donate
this
fund to either a Muslim Organization or a God fearing
person that will utilize this money the way I am going
to instruct herein. I want this money to be used in
all sincerity
to fund Mosques, Orphanages, Widows and also
propagatingthe word of Islam
and to ensure that the Islamic society upholds the
views and beliefs of the
Islam. As it is my belief that Islam will not be
fulfilled until the last
man on earth has heard its good news. I must dare say
that I started viewing
Allah from a different perspective since I became
bedridden and I now long to satisfy HIM each and
everyday of my remaining life in anyway I can while I
still have breath. I want to
sow seriously in the kingdom of the Most High Allah
and it is my hope that you
will help me achieve this. I therefore beg you in the
name of Almighty Allah
not to allow yourhuman weakness make you deviate from
this noble
task.
I took this decision because I don't have any child
that will inherit this
money and my late husband's relatives are not people
I can trust, knowing
what they have done to me so far since the death of
my husband. I don't
want my husband's hard earned money to be misused by
his relatives; I don't want a situation where this
money will be used in an
unholy manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold
decision. I do not
mean to use this money to buy Heaven, but at least to
give Allah all that I
have in appreciation for the live I and my late dear
husband lived.
I don't need any telephone communication in this
regard because of my health
and because of the presence of my of husband's
relatives that are always
around me, though I could find time to call you as I
don't want them to
know about this development. As soon as I receive
your reply I shall give
you the contact of the Security Company. I want you and the Muslim Community where you
reside to always pray
for my soul. My happiness is that I have lived a life
of a true devoted Muslim worthy of emulation to the
best of my knowledge. I am expecting an immediate
reply from you and will
assume that any delay in your reply means that you
have declined my offer,
which will give me room for sourcing for another
devoted Muslim or
Organization for this same purpose. Until I hear from
you, my dreams will rest squarely on your shoulders.
May Almighty Allah, most Beneficent, most benevolent
and most compassionate
bless you and your entire family, Ameen. While I
look forward to hearing
from you immediately.
Regards,
Mrs. Kafilat Hamza
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JACKED UP
PRESIDENT
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Posted: 09/30/05 - 14:34 Post subject:
Yeah well you better get right on that immediately Tim! 
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robp
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Posted: 09/30/05 - 14:35 Post subject:
She's bedridden and can't use a phone but can type out a dissertation on her laptop apparently.
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kristin31
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Posted: 09/30/05 - 14:36 Post subject:
Is this the Islamic equivalent of Catholic guilt?
I'm just sayin'...
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andydp
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Posted: 09/30/05 - 14:36 Post subject:
Well at least she want to do good with the money...
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sonnylax
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Posted: 09/30/05 - 15:00 Post subject:
Where are my 72 virgins?
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 09/30/05 - 15:05 Post subject:
| sonnylax wrote: | Where are my 72 virgins?
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andydp
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Posted: 09/30/05 - 15:13 Post subject:
| HYPERASHEL wrote: | | sonnylax wrote: | Where are my 72 virgins?
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I think he was mistaken...
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to paradise. He was greeted by George Wshington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end America's liberty, but you failed."
James Madison appeared, kicked him in the crotch, and said, "This is why I allowed the government to provide for the common defense."
Bin Laden was subjected to similar beatings from James Randolph, James Monroe, Thomas Jefferson and 66 other early Americans. As he writhed in pain on the ground, an angel appeared. Bin Laden said, " This was not what I was promised."
The angel replied, " I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?"
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Tri as I might
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Posted: 09/30/05 - 15:20 Post subject:
| kristin31 wrote: | Is this the Islamic equivalent of Catholic guilt?
I'm just sayin'... |
I think they both have some fundraising problems in this country right about now.
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sonnylax
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Posted: 09/30/05 - 15:29 Post subject:
| andydp wrote: | | HYPERASHEL wrote: | | sonnylax wrote: | Where are my 72 virgins?
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I think he was mistaken...
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to paradise. He was greeted by George Wshington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end America's liberty, but you failed."
James Madison appeared, kicked him in the crotch, and said, "This is why I allowed the government to provide for the common defense."
Bin Laden was subjected to similar beatings from James Randolph, James Monroe, Thomas Jefferson and 66 other early Americans. As he writhed in pain on the ground, an angel appeared. Bin Laden said, " This was not what I was promised."
The angel replied, " I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?" |
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 09/30/05 - 16:52 Post subject:
| andydp wrote: | | HYPERASHEL wrote: | | sonnylax wrote: | Where are my 72 virgins?
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I think he was mistaken...
After his death, Osama bin Laden went to paradise. He was greeted by George Wshington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end America's liberty, but you failed."
James Madison appeared, kicked him in the crotch, and said, "This is why I allowed the government to provide for the common defense."
Bin Laden was subjected to similar beatings from James Randolph, James Monroe, Thomas Jefferson and 66 other early Americans. As he writhed in pain on the ground, an angel appeared. Bin Laden said, " This was not what I was promised."
The angel replied, " I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you. What did you think I said?" |
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