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Maddies Wench
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Location: Seeking out the poorer quarters where the ragged people go.
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 Posted: 02/04/04 - 10:52 Post subject: Another morning...
...ahhh the dulcet tones of my mother's voice have awoken me for a new day. Her voice is so kind and sweet, I'm sure that she won't mind if I lay here for just a few more minutes. 
Or a few minutes longer.
What's that? Sit up? What a great idea. I'll just get to that in a moment or two....Now?? *sigh* OK. 
Clothing? What's wrong with what I have on? It worked yesterday didn't it? It's not dirty..  well..except for that pizza stain. If you leave, I will. I don't want you to see me. Yes, I will do it. Yes. Yes. Ten minutes. OK. Uh HUh. 
Allright Allright, I'll change my clothes. Right now...Oh hello little mousy, how was your night? I'll just sit for a few and watch you on your little wheel. Squeak Squeak Squeak.
WHAT??!! Jeesum, did you have to scare me like that? Change my clothes. Right ok. Here I go. Off with the shirt.  Hello little mousy. Eating now I see. Do you need water?
ALMOST!!! Jeezum let a guy take care of his pet. Off with the jeans and underpants. If I toss my underpants, I wonder if I can make it to the basket. Behind the bureau!! BONUS! Ok, that's only the third pair that made it there this week. I'll tell her when she starts giving me boxers cause she can't find any of my whitey tighties. 
YES!!! I'm dressed!! TEETH? *sigh* I'll just turn the water on and...hey that's neat...if I push my toothbrush through the stream, it splits and comes back together. I'll try that again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again. And again.
Yes! I'm brushing my teeth!! Toothpaste? Where is it? Well how do I know, I left it in the sink last time. You shouldn't move stuff on me. Toothpaste. Ohhcool. If I squeeze it right here, it sucks back in. Let me try that again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again.
WHAT? Yes! I'm done. HE HE. If I put it back wet, she'll think I actually brushed my teeth.
Hey, it's half day and we're going rollerskating today. Can I have money? Remind you at daycare?? Ok.
WOW! Look at this branch! It's covered in snow. What will happen if I flick it. OH. I'll just get in the car now... 
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coachmarkos
my boys could swim
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Posted: 02/04/04 - 10:56 Post subject:
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crazyfrog
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Posted: 02/04/04 - 11:00 Post subject:
rough morning, huh?
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 02/04/04 - 11:06 Post subject:
| crazyfrog wrote: | rough morning, huh?
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Not particularly. This happens every day.
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jrjo
Gone Fishin
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Location: Lake Wobegon, MN
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Posted: 02/04/04 - 11:12 Post subject:
You love it! 
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