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Phar lap
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Joined: 20 Jun 2003
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Location: A flawed Utopia
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 Posted: 02/14/06 - 19:42 Post subject: Advice to Riff Raff Girls on St. Valentine's Day
First of all Girls, under no circumstance attend a women's workshop on erotic fiction. Secondly, do not wear underpants. Furthermore, drink lots of fluids, and do not skimp on balms, exotic oils and emollients.
Remember, don't get bogged down with small talk and beware of carpet burns. And last but not least, the poor, the outcast, the downtrodden, life's cruel injustices - just put them out of your mind and leap on each other.
Those things are with us always, but you are with each other but a little time.
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