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Adventures in cradle-robbing. Or not.


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PostPosted: 06/16/06 - 13:09    Post subject: Adventures in cradle-robbing. Or not.
So I'm given a claim for Social Security - someone who initiated their application on-line. We get the necessary documents and interview as needed.

Buster's currently married, his third time around. I have verified from our records the following...

Marriage 1. He was 25, she was 20. It lasted 8 years or so. No big deal.

Marriage 2. He was 41, she was 24. It lasted 7 years. A bit of a May-December thing, but not all that unusual.

We ramble on. Buster must subscribe to the if you don't have any luck going with a young wife...

Marriage 3. He was 55, she was 89. He is married to a 96 year-old woman, and he's not even 62! She's apparently in a nursing home, and she'll get benefits off his record. So I don't think he married her for the money. I'll just write it off that they had to give the baby a name...

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PostPosted: 06/16/06 - 13:41    Post subject:
Shocked

musta been some kind of party!
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PostPosted: 06/16/06 - 19:00    Post subject:
I can't imagine! She must have been a young 89!
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