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andydp
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 Posted: 12/20/05 - 14:35 Post subject: A unique reason to get on American Idol
Its difficult to make this stuff up...
Pop Idol favourite wants a penis
The hot favourite to win the German version of Pop Idol is planning to use her winnings to buy a penis.
Didi Knoblauch, 25, one of the finalists on Germany Searches for a Superstar, was born a girl but is now half way towards becoming a boy.
Knoblauch told German media: "I never felt comfortable in my own skin, I don't want to be a girl.
"Two years ago I had my breasts removed in a very painful operation. But having a full sex change is expensive, about £40,000.
"I'm taking part for the experience of being on the show, but if I win I'm hoping to earn enough to afford the operation."
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gretriever
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Posted: 12/20/05 - 14:57 Post subject:
If that's what he... she... Didi... wants, then I think the last name needs to be changed from Knoblauch. A helpful hint. 
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robp
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Posted: 12/20/05 - 15:08 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | If that's what he... she... Didi... wants, then I think the last name needs to be changed from Knoblauch. A helpful hint. |
I don't know... I always thought Chuck Knoblaugh was a penis when he was on the yankees....
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blue
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Posted: 12/20/05 - 15:12 Post subject:
i just want to know where they get this extra genetalia from... is there a factory or something? it's gotta come from somewhere...:dunno:
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gretriever
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Posted: 12/20/05 - 15:16 Post subject:
| blue wrote: | | i just want to know where they get this extra genetalia from... is there a factory or something? it's gotta come from somewhere...:dunno: |
Wang Computers.
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purple hayes
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Posted: 12/20/05 - 15:16 Post subject:
I'm just shocked you'd post something like this Andy. SHOCKED!
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gretriever
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Posted: 12/20/05 - 15:18 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | I'm just shocked you'd post something like this Andy. SHOCKED! |
Because it's not from Romania?
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runaroundsue
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Posted: 12/20/05 - 22:47 Post subject:
| blue wrote: | | i just want to know where they get this extra genetalia from... is there a factory or something? it's gotta come from somewhere...:dunno: |
Neenah. Actually, no, not anymore. Dr. Schrang is retiring. No more girl making here.
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thooogy
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Posted: 12/20/05 - 23:35 Post subject:
She can have mine - I'm done with it...
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msparks
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Posted: 12/21/05 - 03:36 Post subject: Re: A unique reason to get on American Idol
| andydp wrote: | Its difficult to make this stuff up...
Pop Idol favourite wants a penis
The hot favourite to win the German version of Pop Idol is planning to use her winnings to buy a penis.
Didi Knoblauch, 25, one of the finalists on Germany Searches for a Superstar, was born a girl but is now half way towards becoming a boy.
Knoblauch told German media: "I never felt comfortable in my own skin, I don't want to be a girl.
"Two years ago I had my breasts removed in a very painful operation. But having a full sex change is expensive, about £40,000.
"I'm taking part for the experience of being on the show, but if I win I'm hoping to earn enough to afford the operation." |
First, don't they use anesthetic in Germany?
Second, what does it mean to be "half way"? Check me on this, Skippy, but removing the breasts doesn't get you "half way" to becoming a boy.
Note to Didi: Work hard on winning. If you do, and you go penis-shopping, think about getting the optional, deluxe package. You'll be glad you did. Then you'll be "all the way."
Bonus tip: avoid women named Lorena.
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gretriever
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Posted: 12/21/05 - 07:33 Post subject: Re: A unique reason to get on American Idol
| msparks wrote: | | andydp wrote: | Its difficult to make this stuff up...
"Two years ago I had my breasts removed in a very painful operation. But having a full sex change is expensive, about £40,000. |
First, don't they use anesthetic in Germany? |
Achtung, Baby!
| msparks wrote: | | andydp wrote: |
"I'm taking part for the experience of being on the show, but if I win I'm hoping to earn enough to afford the operation." |
Second, what does it mean to be "half way"? Check me on this, Skippy, but removing the breasts doesn't get you "half way" to becoming a boy.
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The key phrase there is "earn enough to afford the operation."
In more ways than one, Didi's going with the installment plan. 
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j1miller
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