A little humor for those of us in college.....
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Noley
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 Posted: 09/12/03 - 12:26 Post subject:
| kobyj wrote: | | nolefan85 wrote: | Definition: TIDE SLIDE v.; college student scoops out Tide Detergent and pours it onto tile floor; pour trashcan of water onto the detergent; see stupid student take a running dive into the soap and water; then slide; WEEEEEEEE!
Definition: PENNY IN ROOM v.; college student takes handful of pennies; slips pennies into the cracks another person's door; then leaves while the other person cannot get out of their room without assistance.
Been there and done that!! Woo hoo!
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I have got to try that Penny thing. I don't know about the Tide Slide though. I'd probably get in trouble for doing that one. |
If you penny someone in...you have to put the pennies (just a few) around the perimeter of the door. Plus, stay around to let them out. 
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gretriever
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Posted: 09/12/03 - 12:30 Post subject:
| nolefan85 wrote: | | If you penny someone in...you have to put the pennies (just a few) around the perimeter of the door. Plus, stay around to let them out. |
What, and take the fun out of it?
You have any of the following in college - snowstorms, leaners, or swirlies?
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Noley
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Posted: 09/12/03 - 17:47 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | nolefan85 wrote: | | If you penny someone in...you have to put the pennies (just a few) around the perimeter of the door. Plus, stay around to let them out. |
What, and take the fun out of it?
You have any of the following in college - snowstorms, leaners, or swirlies? |
Swirlies yes...perhaps the snowstorms and leaners. You'll have to explain them to me. They might have been called differently.
Know about Mexicans, Chandeliers, Turbo, Bob Newhart or Quarters?
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gretriever
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Posted: 09/12/03 - 21:09 Post subject:
| nolefan85 wrote: | | gretriever wrote: | | nolefan85 wrote: | | If you penny someone in...you have to put the pennies (just a few) around the perimeter of the door. Plus, stay around to let them out. |
What, and take the fun out of it?
You have any of the following in college - snowstorms, leaners, or swirlies? |
Swirlies yes...perhaps the snowstorms and leaners. You'll have to explain them to me. They might have been called differently.
Know about Mexicans, Chandeliers, Turbo, Bob Newhart or Quarters? |
Never heard of any of those. Please elucidate.
Recipe for leaner: Ingredients - water, one wastebasket at least thee feet high.
- Fill watebasket at least 3/4 of water.
- Carefully lean up against door of someone you have a score to settle with.
- Knock on door.
- Run like hell.
Recipe for snow storm: Ingredients, Large manila envelope - the larger the better, and shaving cream.
- Seal envelope and cut open at one of the sides.
- Fill with as much shaving cream as possible.
- Slide open end so it is under door.
- Jump on envelope. Getting heavy books and dropping them on envelope is also acceptable.
- Run like hell.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
The Sandwich.
- Take a spare mattress and throw it on top of someone sleeping (please be sure they can breathe).
- Wrap duct tape around the mattress.
- Take resulting product out to a pick-up truck. Drive to a local shopping mall, and drop off in the parking lot.
The Eagle. This one only works under very specific conditions!
- Take an obnoxious or drunk person (should always be a guy). Strip butt naked.
- Take him to elevator with hand rails on inside. Tie him spread-eagle to railings.
- Push button straight down to lobby. Hitting every button down is also acceptable.
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genie
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Posted: 09/12/03 - 21:45 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | nolefan85 wrote: | | gretriever wrote: | | nolefan85 wrote: | | If you penny someone in...you have to put the pennies (just a few) around the perimeter of the door. Plus, stay around to let them out. |
What, and take the fun out of it?
You have any of the following in college - snowstorms, leaners, or swirlies? |
Swirlies yes...perhaps the snowstorms and leaners. You'll have to explain them to me. They might have been called differently.
Know about Mexicans, Chandeliers, Turbo, Bob Newhart or Quarters? |
Never heard of any of those. Please elucidate.
Recipe for leaner: Ingredients - water, one wastebasket at least thee feet high.
- Fill watebasket at least 3/4 of water.
- Carefully lean up against door of someone you have a score to settle with.
- Knock on door.
- Run like hell.
Recipe for snow storm: Ingredients, Large manila envelope - the larger the better, and shaving cream.
- Seal envelope and cut open at one of the sides.
- Fill with as much shaving cream as possible.
- Slide open end so it is under door.
- Jump on envelope. Getting heavy books and dropping them on envelope is also acceptable.
- Run like hell.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
The Sandwich.
- Take a spare mattress and throw it on top of someone sleeping (please be sure they can breathe).
- Wrap duct tape around the mattress.
- Take resulting product out to a pick-up truck. Drive to a local shopping mall, and drop off in the parking lot.
The Eagle. This one only works under very specific conditions!
- Take an obnoxious or drunk person (should always be a guy). Strip butt naked.
- Take him to elevator with hand rails on inside. Tie him spread-eagle to railings.
- Push button straight down to lobby. Hitting every button down is also acceptable. |
You. are. evil. 
....I knew you'd fit in well here.....
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TimRuns
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Location: Coquitlam, British Columbia
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Posted: 09/13/03 - 12:55 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | nolefan85 wrote: | | gretriever wrote: | | nolefan85 wrote: | | If you penny someone in...you have to put the pennies (just a few) around the perimeter of the door. Plus, stay around to let them out. |
What, and take the fun out of it?
You have any of the following in college - snowstorms, leaners, or swirlies? |
Swirlies yes...perhaps the snowstorms and leaners. You'll have to explain them to me. They might have been called differently.
Know about Mexicans, Chandeliers, Turbo, Bob Newhart or Quarters? |
Never heard of any of those. Please elucidate.
Recipe for leaner: Ingredients - water, one wastebasket at least thee feet high.
- Fill watebasket at least 3/4 of water.
- Carefully lean up against door of someone you have a score to settle with.
- Knock on door.
- Run like hell.
Recipe for snow storm: Ingredients, Large manila envelope - the larger the better, and shaving cream.
- Seal envelope and cut open at one of the sides.
- Fill with as much shaving cream as possible.
- Slide open end so it is under door.
- Jump on envelope. Getting heavy books and dropping them on envelope is also acceptable.
- Run like hell.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!
The Sandwich.
- Take a spare mattress and throw it on top of someone sleeping (please be sure they can breathe).
- Wrap duct tape around the mattress.
- Take resulting product out to a pick-up truck. Drive to a local shopping mall, and drop off in the parking lot.
The Eagle. This one only works under very specific conditions!
- Take an obnoxious or drunk person (should always be a guy). Strip butt naked.
- Take him to elevator with hand rails on inside. Tie him spread-eagle to railings.
- Push button straight down to lobby. Hitting every button down is also acceptable. |
 Thanx man....This will be fun and I think I know who's going to be my victim....
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Noley
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Posted: 09/13/03 - 13:41 Post subject:
LEANER!!! YES YES YES! Done that one to my nextdoor neighbor!
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