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Floridaboiler
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Joined: 18 May 2002
Posts: 11322
Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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 Posted: 05/31/03 - 08:47 Post subject: A baseball Story
I have seen this several times in email but here it is again:
A doctor at an insane asylum decided to take his
patients to a baseball game.
For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to
respond to his commands.
When the day of the game arrived, everything seemed to
be going well.
As the National Anthem started the doctor yelled, " Up
Nuts" and the patients complied by standing up.
After the Anthem...he yelled, " Down Nuts", and they
all sat back down in their seats.
After a home run was hit, the doctor yelled, "Cheer
Nuts "They all broke out in applause and cheered.
When the umpire made a bad call against the star of
the home team, the Doctor yelled, " Boo Nuts!!" and
they all started booing and cat calling.
Thinking thing were under control and going well...the
Doctor decided to go and get a beer and a hot
dog..leaving his assistant in charge of the patients.
When he returned, there was a riot in progress.
Finding his assistant, the doctor asked," What in the
world happened?"..
The assistant replied, " Well everything was going
just fine until this guy walked by and yelled..." PEANUTS!!"
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