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Phar lap
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 Posted: 09/16/06 - 23:42 Post subject: A New Contest -The Miss Riff Raff Pageant 2006 !!!
Yes you asked for it, a new contest, it's time for the blatantly sexist and politically incorrect Miss Riff Raff Pageant 2006. Here's the chance for one of our girls (blokes too can enter if thats your thing) to acquire bragging rights as Riff Raff's paragon of Post-Victorian Gender Stereotyping.
The Contest will include Rounds such as Talent, Question/Response, and Swimsuit. Viewers can PM me their votes at the end of each Round for their favorite contestants. Whether contestants will be eliminated between Rounds will depend on how many decide to be in...
THE OPENING NUMBER ROUND: Each contestant (married ladies are welcome BTW; the "Miss" is purely ceremonial) will walk down the virtual runway, describe her costume and overall air through the imperfect means of internet posting, and then blurt out a tired cliche about why she's in the contest. Contestants must make an appearance by the 1st.October.
<Orchestra strikes up as our swarmy moderador warbles>
From around the world to here they fly,
See how they shine like stars in the sky.
But to solid ground they will come down,
So that we can give one the Riff Raff crown.
Contestant Number One!...
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crazyfrog
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Posted: 09/17/06 - 00:24 Post subject:
heck, im game! 
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 09/17/06 - 06:27 Post subject:
I like it!!!
 while pulling up a chair for the front row.
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copteacher
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Posted: 09/17/06 - 07:01 Post subject:
Can I be a judge?
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 09/17/06 - 08:57 Post subject:
um......do you think the new owneres upgraded the video system yet to include webcams?
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JACKED UP
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Posted: 09/17/06 - 09:14 Post subject:
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 09/17/06 - 09:17 Post subject:
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is right, JU in a formal evening gown.......makes me 
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rolling rock
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Posted: 09/17/06 - 09:33 Post subject:
i think he's serious!
evening gown competition
i just want world peace and a shiny rainbow for my sparkly white unicorn to jump over.
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runaroundsue
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Posted: 09/17/06 - 11:02 Post subject:
I'm putting in an early vote --------Keltic63!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope his sense of humor is on top today. 
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gretriever
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Posted: 09/17/06 - 13:40 Post subject:
| HYPERASHEL wrote: | | JACKED UP wrote: | | |
is right, JU in a formal evening gown.......makes me |
Well to make it fair, then, they would all have to do the evening wear while in a Mason jar.
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RedheadRunner
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Posted: 09/17/06 - 15:30 Post subject:
mhm....sounds interesting.
im preparing my routine.
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JACKED UP
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Posted: 09/17/06 - 16:01 Post subject:
| RedheadRunner wrote: | mhm....sounds interesting.
im preparing my routine. |
Me too. 
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airehead
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Posted: 09/17/06 - 19:23 Post subject:
| JACKED UP wrote: | | RedheadRunner wrote: | mhm....sounds interesting.
im preparing my routine. |
Me too. |
I didn't know that NIKE sells evening wear!!!
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gretriever
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Posted: 09/17/06 - 19:49 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | JACKED UP wrote: | | RedheadRunner wrote: | mhm....sounds interesting.
im preparing my routine. |
Me too. |
I didn't know that NIKE sells evening wear!!! |
The Air Showgirl line of clothing. 
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airehead
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Posted: 09/17/06 - 22:46 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | JACKED UP wrote: | | RedheadRunner wrote: | mhm....sounds interesting.
im preparing my routine. |
Me too. |
I didn't know that NIKE sells evening wear!!! |
The AirE Showgirl line of clothing. |
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