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gretriever
Hipster Doofus
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Joined: 16 Jul 2003
Posts: 19385
Location: A moving target in a firing range.
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 Posted: 05/25/05 - 19:55 Post subject:
I'm with the producers for AI, and we're planning what the final should look like...
"So let's look at this practical. We've got Carrie, and we've got Bo. We have to hold the TV audience for two hours. Let's start out with the other extreme... what would be the sure-fire way to lose the most viewers?"
(I raise my paw)
"Yeah, Dawg, what do you think?"
"Well the worst thing you could do is to have the other contestants start the show with some crappy medley of songs. You know, something weeny, like the Bee-yotch Boys. And then have someone outside the theater interviewing people. You know, like that Mikayla person."
What kind of crack were these people smoking when they came up with this?! 
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