16 reasons why alcohol should be served at work

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16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...

1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It leads to more honest communications.

3. It reduces complaints about low pay.

4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.

5. It encourages car pooling.

6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.

7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

8. It makes fellow employees look better.

9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.

13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.

14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.

15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.

16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross.

Fresh, Hot & Wild

Priceless.

AZhat

I don't think this would go over too well at the school I work at or with the parents.

crazy cat lady

Perfect for my current job. Maybe less appropriate in nursing, no?

Excelent

crazy cat lady

Excelent

Oompa Loofah

I read that Budweiser (which is right around the corner from my office) gives its adult employees 2 cases of free beer per month. wow