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PostPosted: 07/28/05 - 17:13    Post subject: 16 reasons why alcohol should be served at work
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16 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD BE SERVED AT WORK...

1. It's an incentive to show up.

2. It leads to more honest communications.

3. It reduces complaints about low pay.

4. Employees tell management what they think, not what they want to hear.

5. It encourages car pooling.

6. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job, you don't care.

7. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.

8. It makes fellow employees look better.

9. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.

10. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are wasted.

11. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.

12. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to relax at the bar.

13. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.

14. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their lunch break.

15. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.

16. Sitting "Bare ass" on the copy machine will no longer be seen as gross.
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PostPosted: 07/28/05 - 18:41    Post subject: Re: 16 reasons why alcohol should be served at work
Priceless.
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PostPosted: 07/28/05 - 18:42    Post subject:
LOL

I don't think this would go over too well at the school I work at or with the parents.
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PostPosted: 07/28/05 - 18:58    Post subject:
Perfect for my current job. Maybe less appropriate in nursing, no?
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PostPosted: 07/28/05 - 19:00    Post subject:
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Perfect for my current job. Maybe less appropriate in nursing, no?


Prolly, but you can always dip into the morphine if need be Surprised
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PostPosted: 07/28/05 - 19:17    Post subject:
Cappy wrote:
cherylpf wrote:
Perfect for my current job. Maybe less appropriate in nursing, no?


Prolly, but you can always dip into the morphine if need be Surprised

yeah, thats probably a good way to keep my license...
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PostPosted: 07/28/05 - 19:20    Post subject:
cherylpf wrote:
Cappy wrote:
cherylpf wrote:
Perfect for my current job. Maybe less appropriate in nursing, no?


Prolly, but you can always dip into the morphine if need be Surprised

yeah, thats probably a good way to keep my license...


Do you mean not a good way Shocked
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PostPosted: 07/28/05 - 19:23    Post subject:
I read that Budweiser (which is right around the corner from my office) gives its adult employees 2 cases of free beer per month. wow
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